50-60 people abandoning their cars on the bay bridge during morning rush hour, throwing their keys into the fucking bay, holding a die-in, chaining themselves together… coolest motherfuckers in san francisco
[img txt: #simple #i would bunt the baby and sprint for first #thus making the problem that of handling the live ball/baby the problem of the catcher and third baseman #who would then have to throw the baby to first before I got there #Then I’d steal second because what’re they gonna do try to toss a baby back and forth to get me in a rundown? No fuckin way #I’d take a quick break on second before stealing third and then home #for the game’s single most upsetting inside the park home run]
Stop putting this christian baby in Situations
genuinely in love with the reveal, from the baby prodigy scenario, that Christian Baby does not refer simply to a baby baptised and born to christians, but to an infant that holds a belief in christian theology
omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this
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One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar
You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines.
This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes.
okay idk what bullshit my job is in but as you can see in the above picture they cut me this baby ass check which is not enough to cover any expenses I have this week. not to mention that my $65 cell phone bill is due on the 22nd. so yet again 😔 please consider helping out a perpetually poor person of color and throw some change their way
(I forgot to put an amount 😮💨)
$0/350
$45/350
$95/350
$175/350
$180/350
$200/350
$250/350
hey y'all sorry but i gotta up my goal, idk how tf this happened but my laptop has a crack going across the whole screen and now the touch screen capabilities won’t work (semicolon key is missing too) and i need to send it directly to lenovo to get fixed. please consider helping me out if you can <3
$250/550
$330/550 (also my v3nmo account is currently frozen so I can only take donos from p5ypal right now)
update: vmo account is unfrozen, please keep this going my laptop still needs fixing
Well, as soon as we got back on our feet enough to be able to make rent, we’re losing our home. We have to move on short notice (short in the scale of the rental application process). I have like eight dollars in my bank account. We’re gonna have uhauls to rent, security deposits to make, application fees to pay (for the 4 of us, applying to any property costs $200-400 and we don’t even know if we’ll get approved). I called the property manager probably half a dozen times trying to see if we can work something out, but… Nope.
We’re totally fucked unless we can get your help. Please, if there’s anything, anything at all you can do to help, please please do. There’s a couple places we’re looking at that seem like they might be solid bets, but no matter what we’re looking down the barrel of thousands of dollars we don’t have and many days of work missed. Please share this, we’re in more danger than we’ve ever been in before.
If there’s anything you can spare, please… We’re boned otherwise.
